Sweetie, go get mommy's bazooka.

My name is Paige, welcome to my HaHacienda! I'm a huge nerdy stoner, so you know you'll like something.
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year 3056

  • mother: lay down and close your eyes little child, i will sing you a song of our ancestors passed down generation to generation...
  • child: ok mommy!
  • mother: everything in the jungle wanna eat you baby, i can't blame 'em 'cause u look so fine, i wanna give you sexual rabies, gimme that sweet sweet monkey vagine, though i want to put your pelvis in traction, in pandora the main attraction is blue rabbits fucking



Ivy’s favorite comic book characters ☇ Barbara Gordon (Batgirl / Oracle)


Daddy was so proud. The police commissioner’s daughter was coming into her own. But I had other thing on my mind. Like my father’s mysterious friend. Batman. I had it all figured out… I was going to be just like him. Running around fighting crime and preserving the pace. I became Batgir. A hero. It was dream come true— fighting alongside the man I idolized. And another I’d come to love. Then came the man whit that awful smile… and his camera. He took pictures of what he had done. He hurt me. The Joker stolen my legs from me. Shattered my spine. Made me feel fear… and hate. And I used it. Reached down deep inside and made something else of my world. Used my brain… and my way with computers. That’s how Oracle was born. The seer. The truthsayer who led her Birds of Prey prom the privacy of her little nest.
Ivy’s favorite comic book charactersBarbara Gordon (Batgirl / Oracle)
Daddy was so proud. The police commissioner’s daughter was coming into her own. But I had other thing on my mind. Like my father’s mysterious friend. Batman. I had it all figured out… I was going to be just like him. Running around fighting crime and preserving the pace. I became Batgir. A hero. It was dream come true— fighting alongside the man I idolized. And another I’d come to love. Then came the man whit that awful smile… and his camera. He took pictures of what he had done. He hurt me. The Joker stolen my legs from me. Shattered my spine. Made me feel fear… and hate. And I used it. Reached down deep inside and made something else of my world. Used my brain… and my way with computers. That’s how Oracle was born. The seer. The truthsayer who led her Birds of Prey prom the privacy of her little nest.

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thinktinyart:

Titling this little pattern “Elephants Dig Summer Fruit”

thinktinyart:

Titling this little pattern “Elephants Dig Summer Fruit”

spicyshimmy:

dogapult:

yall thirstin after tall guys like his height is gonna do something for u. what u gonna do, build a penthouse suite on his head??? view the homeland from his shoulders???

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penthouse suite: would fit between those horns

homeland: would see from those shoulders

yes. yes, perfect

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